Lol Wyd

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

Let’s slay another day

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hiehearts-deactivated20221106:

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

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thewhitecollarimp:

funnytwittertweets:

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marilovin:

Being kissed wouldn’t fix me but it would be nice

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lateafternoonsunlight:

scrat from ice age as a sort of sisyphus figure

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ispyspookymansion:

they should invent a future that is livable and comforting instead of so so scary all the time forever

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frawgs:

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

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sleep3r4gent:

one time I realized “wait, I can just not go” and it was all downhill from there

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glowcowboy:

local guy is soooo brave (went to the grocery store and didn’t even freak out that much)

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medievalthymes:

me and the girlies on our way to the knickknacks and trinkets section of the thrift store

pixiecatsupreme:

nessamiibo:

God forbid girls do anything

gazehoundz:

you would undo God’s punishment?

mysterypond:

It’s always “why did you dig a hole to sleep in” and “you’re covered in dirt” and never How was the hole The hole looked fun was it fun

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dykesamus:

if you asked a beegirl how she felt about something she would say “well, in my bumble opinion…”

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chuchilo:

onigatito:

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